ISO (Washington, D.C.)

Young female twenty- (I mean thirty-) something seeks:

• a decent sandwich in the Farragut Square area
• an affordable salad
• real pizza
• lunch under $8
• a breakfast place that opens before 10am on weekends
• a bagel store

• a genuine arts community
• museums that stay open past 5, year-round
• the ultimate termination of “Small French Paintings” at the National Gallery in favor of something more “edgy”
• happenings
• improv everywhere stunts (see link list)

• a hairstylist with whom you can “lock in” your initial rate
• NYC pricing on manicures and pedicures
• boutique stores with affordable clothing

• a safe commute
• a pleasant traffic cop (17th and K Streets, weekday mornings)
• drivers who give pedestrians the right of way (17th and I Streets, weekday mornings)
• a traffic cop (pleasant or not) at 17th and I Streets, weekday mornings
• an understandable taxi fare map