Spammers Getting Creative

Junk Mail. Spam. Crap. Whatever you want to call it, we've all got it. And depending on your office's email controls, you see more or less of it than others. For some reason, even though I've got my settings on high, I get an inordinate amount of it.

Lately, I’ve noticed that the spammers are getting more creative, even humorous in some instances. They’ve broken away from the standard Cialis/ Viagra/ Increase Your Manhood emails to subject lines that could (almost) be believable!

I’ve compiled some of the more interesting ones that I've received, for your amusement.

Enjoy! (I've left all original spelling and formatting in tact.)


Political
Congressmen Subject of Terrorist Attack
Hillary Receives 3 A.M. Phone Call From Drunken Bill Clinton
JFK memoirs reveal illegitimate son
Obama suffers horror car crash
Barack Obama pulls out from Presidential Race
Democrats withdraw Obama from Race


Hollywood
Bodyguards Positioned Outside of Jolie's Vagina
Heidi Fleiss found murdered today
Freak accident causes Tom cruise to be paralysed
Beckham caught in nightcam
Oprah wedding planned for November
Elton John dies in rocket ship


Current Events
McDonald's Happy Meals In San Francisco To Include Gay Marriage License
US Olympians body-searched at China Customs
Google-Yahoo merger announced


Sensational
Elderly Driver Plows Innto Beauty Shop, Injurinng Nine
Police open fire on elderly in Iowa
Horses breaks riders skull in freak attack
Extraterrestrials found in Arizona
Savage dog attack leaves students in critical condition
Pope killed by assasin in Vatican City


Oh, and what are these emails really trying to convey you ask? Has Obama really withdrawn from the race. No. They still want to increase my manhood.